You Drive Like an Asshole

101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Behind the Wheel


By Tommy Blacha

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$18.99 CAD



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  2. ebook $9.99 $12.99 CAD

You Drive Like an Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the asshole drivers you encounter on the road, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of asshole drivers — but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a note for the asshole not paying attention to the road, or the asshole hauling the speedboat, or the asshole with the Duct-taped-on fender? Now you can! Whether it’s the asshole driving on a flat tire, the asshole who blocked you in, the asshole bus driver, or the senior citizen asshole, you should never get on the road without this useful book ever again!
Letters include:
  • Dear Asshole Too Young to Afford That Car
  • Dear Rush-Hour-Taxi-Driving Asshole
  • Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Slow
  • Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Fast
  • Dear Unmarked-Police-Car Asshole
  • Dear Asshole Driving on a Mini Spare Tire
  • Dear Asshole Driving in the Carpool Lane
    And more!


On Sale
Oct 6, 2015
Page Count
208 pages
Running Press

Tommy Blacha

About the Author

Tommy Blacha is a Motor City-born driving enthusiast and comedy writer, producer, and actor. He has produced several TV shows and has written for Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Saturday Night Live, Da Ali G Show and Adult Swim, among others. He lives in Los Angeles.

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