At Least You’re Not an English Major

And Other Comforting Sentiments for the New Graduate

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By Glenn Boozan

Formats and Prices

On Sale
Mar 31, 2026
Page Count
64 pages
ISBN-13
9781523533183

Price

$15.00

Price

$20.00 CAD

Format

Hardcover

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Hardcover $15.00 $20.00 CAD

The perfect gift for college graduates to assure them that yes, the world is hard, but yes, they will be ok—even if they majored in English! A hilarious and reassuring book from the New York Times bestselling author of There Are Moms Way Worse Than You.

Life after graduation can feel a little scary, but this book is the perfect reminder that all will be okay because you could have a PhD and still make huge mistakes:

  • All the smartest men with big degrees in engineering couldn’t even build a boat with serviceable steering.
  • Brilliant Marie Curie won awards for innovation and still messed up by giving herself deadly radiation.
  • Galileo, he became the best astronomer. All it ever did was make him quite unpopular.

So please take this heartfelt sentiment from history: You could end up dead or broke, whatever your degree. But! Have you considered it’s way better than the past? 1300s Europe didn’t rue the price of eggs. Kinda hard to do that when you’re dying from the Plague.

At Least You’re Not an English Major is a tongue-in-cheek reminder to every graduate that the future can be bright despite life’s many uncertainties—as long as you follow every wild thing that makes your heart feel whole. 

Also by Glenn Boozan:

There Are Dads Way Worse Than You

At Least You’re Not an English Major


Glenn Boozan

About the Author

Glenn Boozan is a WGA-winning and Emmy-nominated comedy writer whose credits include—among others—Conan, Home Economics, and Sarah Silverman’s I Love You, America. She lives in Los Angeles.

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